Inside Scoop: Raven responds
Mar. 11, 2007

Yesterday, ThePWF.com received a phone call from Raven, the current PWF Extreme Champion, as well as one half of the World Tag Team Champions. He stated that after he read the interview we conducted with PWF Champion James Ace, he had a few things to get off of his chest, at which time an interview was scheduled later in the day with Scoop Scoopson, who has been recently hired by the ThePWF.com.

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Scoop Scoopson- Thank you, and welcome, ThePWF.com fans, to another installment of Inside Scoop with Scoop Scoopson. Today, once again, I am interviewing the Raven. Mr. Raven, you requested this interview?

Raven- I did, Scoop.

Scoop- How can we, and when I say we I mean ThePWF.com, help you today?

Raven- Let's just say that the record that James Ace has is by no means straight.

Scoop- How so? He actually had some kind words for you in that interview, you understand?

Raven- What part was it, Scoop? Was it the part where he said the better man won at Nuclear Frost? Or was it when he said that Rated R ruled the PWF? Which was it?

Scoop- Raven ... he IS the Professional Wrestling Federation Champion.

Raven- Maybe so, but that has no bearing on whom is the best in the PWF or, for that matter, whom rules the PWF. Just because James Ace has some sort of history in our little universe and is the current PWF Champion doesn't mean he rules anything.

Scoop- That sounds kinda ...

Raven- What?

Scoop- Foolish, don't you think? It's his time to brag and boast ... he earned it.

Raven- What short memories we have, Scoop. Are you trying to tell me that he EARNED that title? That was my THIRD match of the night. The THIRD! A World Tag Team title match, an Extreme match, and to top it off, the Ladder match for the PWF title. How stupid do you sound?

Scoop- It was his second match, himself. He was no fresh chicken, as they say.

Raven- Nobody says that.

Scoop- Regardless, it seems your complaints are kinda unfounded.

Raven- More like dumbfounded, as in I'm dumbfounded as to how we, and when I say we, I mean the PWF as a collective whole, let this ass back into the national spotlight.

Scoop- That's neither here nor there. You called us at ThePWF.com because you had some things to get off your chest, and, might I add, you sounded quite agitated. What for? Over the past two weeks, several PWF superstars have been giving you compliments ...

Raven- Stop right there. As you full well and know, the Raven and the New Breed are not getting in line for a bunch of compliments from a bunch of brain dead losers like Kimona Wanalaya and James Ace. The fact is, the PWF is coming around the bend and has started to, shall we say, respect the Raven. After 10 years in the universe, NOW they start to reap the praise on me that I should of been receiving in 1997. Not 2007. In case you didn't realize, Scoop, once the Raven broke his silence on your Web Site, the whole damn company decided to chip in their measly and worthless two cents about their opinions on the PWF at-large. Their opinions? Who the f*ck cares about THEIR opinions? My opinion has been the only one that has mattered since the year I broke down the forth wall in 1997. Since I came to light.

Scoop- Raven, you are certainly filled with more rage than usual today. Is James Ace really the source of your anger, or is something else on your mind? What about Mike Flynn, Christian, the lawsuit ...

Raven- That sh*t isn't bothering me today. Flynn knows very well that he will be the source of my anger upon the PWF's return, but he isn't bothering me, at least not today. It was words that came from the mouth of James Ace that has myself worried and it should have the rest of the PWF on their toes, as well.

Scoop- Look, Raven, what he said doesn't matter. He has no power right now ...

Raven- Right now, yes. But even the thought of James Ace returning to power sends shivers down my spine. The PWF Universe has been a peaceful place, all and all, for the past six years. Six years was it? Six years ago the SCW was an influential piece of our overall existence, but with the help of Mr. Ace tainting the drinking water that was his company, he let it flounder like a fish out of water, gasping for breath until an ultimate death. The mere mention that he might take the reigns of the PWF scares me and takes minutes off my life and puts gray in my hair. I haven't felt like this since I last was under contract with Ace. But mark my words, Scoop. If James Ace comes under power, it'll be the last time you see the Raven as I am now.

Scoop- You know that'll never happen. Mr. Bischoff is too shrewd a businessman to let that happen.

Raven- Don't be so sure, Scoop. He stole two PWF titles out from under our noses and brought them back to Virginia or South Carolina or wherever. He could just steal the whole f*cking company.

Scoop- So you have plans if this happens?

Raven- I just told you. If Ace takes over the PWF legally, not this opinionated bullsh*t -- "I own the PWF" -- thing. I'm talking about James Ace taking legal control of the PWF. Then you might as well stick a fork in me as well as every other wrestler in the PWF. This sh*t'll be over faster than you can say "Ace only promotes his mother f*cking family."

Scoop- Strong words indeed.

Raven- And this goes out to Christian, as well. If Christian doesn't smarten up, he'll LET Ace take control and then all this lawsuit stuff won't mean anything. All the work to destroy Bischoff will be for not because their won't be a PWF to come back to. And I KNOW that isn't what he wants.

Scoop- How do you know that?

Raven- I'm the Raven and I KNOW everything.

Scoop- Well then, do you have any last words?

Raven- Doesn't Ace look a lot like "Wildcat" Chris Harris ...

Scoop- OK! Enough out of you, Raven, for at least one day. Let's wrap this up. For the Raven, I am Scoop Scoop ...

Raven- No! I speak for myself! Ace, Flynn and anyone else ... let it be known that 2007 is the year of Raven and no one else! Quote the Raven, nevermore ...

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