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Free agent no more
by Scoop Scoopson
May 9, 2007

This e-mail was sent to me at my ThePWF.com account from the man known as the Raven. As we all know, the Raven has been a free agent for over a month now, but after reading this e-mail, things in the PWF have changed. For the better or for the worse is depending on the reader. I give you the Raven. This e-mail has been edited for younger eyes.


Free agent no more. In the last week, Eric Bischoff and I have been in contact on several occasions and today, May 9, I am proud to say that I've signed a contract with the PWF for one year for 1.5 million dollars, the largest contract in the history of our business. But like Roger Clemens, I'm not returning to the PWF for the money, I'm returning for the glory, the bloodshed, the motherf*cking main event. I AM the Main Event of Main Events, and as stated in my contract, the man who currently holds the Professional Wrestling Federation Championship, James Ace, will defend that title against me, the Raven, in the main event of our first pay-per-view following the PWF's return. It will be James Ace versus the Raven. The Main Event of Main Events.

For those who will not think twice about this contract, the fact remains that the PWF will return in three to six weeks, and the PWF will return with Eric Bischoff at power. That is fact. In January of last year, the Raven, and the Raven alone, ended the idea that was VCW. It was the Raven's final death blow that put the nails in that bullsh*t company's coffin, and there is no chance in hell of it returning. And as for James Ace's grand scheme of resurrecting the SCW from the dead and avoiding the unavoidable, a rematch with the Raven, I'm sorry to break the news. It's the PWF or the highway. James Ace has been trying to find a way of avoiding the Raven ever since he won the title belt, a fact known throughout the business. His cowardly idea of taking over the PWF was just a facade. The truth is, James Ace CAN'T beat the Raven one-on-one. The man needed a bloated ego like John Cena to get in my way in order to win the belt in the first place, and NOW he wants to make this tournament thing, blah, blah, blah ... it's bullsh*t. James Ace may be the PWF Champion, but he is not the life force, the blood, the gasoline that fuels this business ... I AM! The Main Event of Main Events! The Even Flow! The Raven ...

The Raven. The highest paid wrestler in history. The strongest legacy in the business. The man who makes money for the likes of VCW and for the likes of James Ace. The Raven. And it's in the PWF that the Raven will shine. Not VCW, not the SCW. Those companies weren't big enough for the legacy that I carry. And those men who head those companies aren't good enough to be in the same breath as I, the Raven.

As of May 9, 2007, the legacy of one business has been put into the strong, sturdy hands of the Raven. The Main Event of Main Events. The man, who, in due time, will be the king of the universe. The PWF Universe.

Quote the Raven, nevermore ...


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