I just spoke with one-half of the current World Tag Team Champions, the Raven, and he had some pointed words for the former Tag Champs, specifically Dallas Page and Lance Storm. When asked about Page's proclamation about "making him famous," the Raven had this to say:

"I generally don't give people what they want, but in the case of Dallas Page, I'm gonna make an exception. He wants to be famous? He wants to have the lights of Hollywood rain down upon him? I'll be more than happy to oblige. In fact, I'll give him everything he wants, but much like Charles Dickens and John Milton, the fame, and the money, and the power that eluded Page during life will come tenfold in death. At Aggression, Page will learn about what I mean. He will learn about the cold, hard truth of fame and just how fleeting it is when I put to death the career that, when you stop and think about it, never really got started to begin with."

When asked about Lance Storm, this is what he said:

"Disregarding the wholly unoriginal idea of becoming president of the PWF, I don't give a sh*t about Lance f*cking Storm. When you beat a man, like I have Storm, the idea of him being human, as opposed to a dancer, just makes it hard to take that person so seriously. Excellence, the Gilligan to his Skipper ... that's another story."

The Raven then said that a bad precedent had been set and that the PWF would rue the day it allowed The Triple Threat so much power but vowed that he would do whatever he could to eradicate those vermin from the PWF airwaves. He then stated that he would have more thoughts on The Triple Threat in a future promo that would air on PWF programming in the coming days. That's all for now, PWF fans. Please come back to ThePWF.com for all of the updated information on Wargames in San Jose. Have a good one, folks!