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INSIDE SCOOP with SCOOP SCOOPSON
Jun. 22, 2009

This video tape of the Raven was just given to me MINUTES before Wargames with the strict instructions to pass this video along to ThePWF.com before the show begins. So, I give you another INSIDE SCOOP!

(Video begins.)

I have meticulously built this legacy so that when I outstretch my arms you can bear witness to these scars that I bear. I have built this legacy so that when I speak you don't just hear my voice, but it speaks volumes. So when I say that I'm going to end my pain tonight, it is not just a non-sensical rambling from a crazy man; it's a moment of calculated clarity. I could kill myself on national television because I have cultivated an image of a man who will literally risk life and limb to surgically right the wrongs in the PWF, in the wrestling industry, and in my head. But, tonight, I end my pain -- not by sticking a revolver in my mouth -- but by having Dallas Page FEEL my pain. And contrary to his popular belief, feeling my pain isn't just about tonight; no, it's about the rest of the summer and all of 2009. I have enough pain to last a lifetime, and that's what it'll feel like for Page -- a lifetime of pain, and why? Because the pain I give him tonight, tomorrow, and the indefinite future, WILL last a lifetime.

(JESUS CHRIST POSE~!!)

I am your Raven, and you are my whore. Quote the Raven nevermore ...

(Fade to death.)


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